How to buy a rank
There is no checkout page here, it is all done by hand. Pick the rank you want below, then message Ezzybeam/@mc.ezzysmp.net on Discord. We will sort out payment together and give you the rank in game. Not sure which tier fits how you play? Just ask.
VIP ranks
Every tier includes all the perks from the tiers below it, so you never lose anything by upgrading later. Start small if you want, you can always move up.
VIP
The cheapest way to support the server. A chat badge plus /hat, which is dafter than it sounds and we love it.
- Rank prefix in chat
- /hat to wear any block as a hat
VIP+
Everything VIP has, plus a crafting table you carry in your pocket.
- Rank prefix in chat
- /hat to wear any block as a hat
- /workbench for a portable crafting table
MVP
Your ender chest, openable from anywhere on the map. Genuinely hard to give up once you have it.
- Rank prefix in chat
- /hat to wear any block as a hat
- /workbench for a portable crafting table
- /enderchest to open your ender chest anywhere
MVP+
Every MVP perk, plus /back for when you die somewhere annoying and want your stuff back.
- Rank prefix in chat
- Every MVP perk
- /back to return to your last death spot
MVP++
All of the above, plus flight. The single biggest quality of life jump on the ladder.
- Rank prefix in chat
- Every MVP+ perk
- /fly for creative flight
Pro
Time savers for people who play a lot. Less sorting cobblestone, more actually playing.
- Rank prefix in chat
- Every MVP++ perk
- /condense to auto compress items into blocks
- /near to see who is around you
Elite
Heal and refill hunger on the spot, so a caving trip does not end because you ran out of steak.
- Rank prefix in chat
- Every Pro perk
- /feed to restore hunger instantly
- /heal to restore health instantly
Elite+
The top of the ladder. Every buyable perk on the server in one rank.
- Rank prefix in chat
- Every Elite perk
- The full VIP command set
- Highest rank on the server
Special ranks
None of these are for sale, no matter how nicely you ask. They go to creators and partners, so if that sounds like you, come say hi on Discord.
YouTube
For people who make videos about EzzySMP. Send us your channel link and ask.
Twitch
Same deal for streamers. Play EzzySMP on stream and send us a link.
Broadcast
Broadcasting access for approved creators and media. The team hands this out.
Partner
For people and communities we work with directly. Talk to us if you want to team up.
Media
For the folks who film trailers, promos, and other content for the server.
Designer
The design team behind the logos, badges, and visuals around the server.
Builder
The build team behind spawn, the arenas, and the big server projects.
OG
A thank-you badge for the players who were here at the very start.
Staff ranks
Also not for sale. Staff ranks come from applications and time spent actually helping out, and we like it that way.
Helper
The first rung of staff. They answer questions and help new players settle in.
Mod
Moderators keep chat friendly and step in when things go sideways.
Admin
Admins handle the bigger problems and keep the server ticking day to day.
Manager
Senior staff who keep the rest of the team organized and on track.
Dev
The people writing the plugins and website code under the hood.
Owner
Ezzybeam. Started the server, pays the bills, has the final say.
Other ranks
The default badges and the bot accounts. Nothing to buy here, they are just part of how the place works.
Member
What everyone gets when they join. Plenty of people play on this and never spend a thing.
Noob
A friendly badge for players still finding their feet. We have all been there.
NPC
Reserved for the bot and system accounts that handle automation.
Decided on one?
Message us with the rank you want and your Minecraft username, and we will get you set up. Every purchase goes toward hosting, and we genuinely appreciate it.
Message on Discord to buy